Cows Can Kill

I want an easter egg, dammit

Posted in General
15 March 2005 by Neil B

I got soaked on the way into work this morning. Dried off during the day, and then proceeded to get utterly drenched again on the way home. If it weren't for the fact I'm writing this entry I think I may technically have classified myself as being drowned.

Forecast for tomorrow is again wet, so I may duck out of biking it and take the bus. Kill two birds, etc and go give blood on my way home too. Lightheadedness, rain, darkness, busses, busy roads and bikes probably don't mix too well. We shall see.

Spent today trying to see if the MS Office Assistant, Mr Paperclip understood any rude, or even amusing, commands. It seems not. Most disappointing. In the afternoon I tried it with the Office Cat (which is just the cutest Office Assistant evar!!1!) but to no avail. Think Microsoft missed a huge opperchancity there. May try the dog tomorrow, but I have a feeling it might possibly be a waste of time.


Comments

i will send you an easter egg! :D

also, i'm glad you're not drowned, that would sorta suck.

i hate ms office assistants. i want to kill them. except for the cat, he's okay.


Posted by: Stefanie at March 15, 2005 11:23 PM

I believe that in Word 97 and previous it would respond to naughtiness.

Fortunately for you Neil, I will respond to crudeness, so in the immortal words of Joe from Family Guy... "BRING IT ON!"


Posted by: Andy Allan at March 16, 2005 11:57 AM

You need one of these:

http://eggy.ukgeeks.co.uk/c151421.html

:)


Posted by: Larry at March 17, 2005 12:29 PM