We're in the money
Ladies and gentlemen. I am now rich. Oh me, oh my. Oh yes, for on Saturday evening I did indeed win the lottery. But alas, I am unable to give you all money as my winnings were smaller than Colin's desire to return to work. I won the lowest amount you can win, a paultry £10. Still, better than a kick in the teeth.
Being the lazy bugger that I am, I bought my ticket online, and didn't bother to check the numbers. Then, on Sunday evening an email arrived telling me I was a winner and to visit their website. Well, let me tell you, I was as excitied as a puppy chasing a new squeaky toy. As I entered my login details I was imagining the tens of thousands I had won, and tentativly wondering if maybe it was a million or two.
After login a pop-up greeted me (after I told FireFox to allow it, such was the level of my excitment) but it still did not tell me my winnings. I had to visit my account before I found out it was a tenner.
But, fear not. This is just the start of my winning streak. Mark my words. Soon I shall be rich, and smite you all.
Comments
Does our deal still stand? I'll give you some of my winnings if you give me some of yours (depending who wins of course ;)
Posted by: Stev at February 15, 2005 4:02 PM
Does smite mean give us money?
Posted by: Ian at February 15, 2005 4:11 PM
It's more than you're been getting paid in the last 6 months Mr B, so none of your donkey-kong nonsense.
Posted by: Andy Allan at February 15, 2005 4:26 PM